Game: N

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See in-game help for complete instructions. N, Free Online Action Game, Free Flash Game

Golden cubes await capture as you guide your ninja-like icon through treacherous territory. Watch out for mines, lasers, and heat-seeking missiles.


Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day

This is genius! Saturday, December 8th has been declared "Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day." The whole idea is to pretend for the day that you are a traveler from a different time - except that, of course, you can't actually *tell* people you're a time traveler, because they'll think you're crazy. There are, of course, options as to how a traveler from a certain other time might act:


1) Utopian/cliché Future - "If the Future did a documentary of the last fifty years, this is how badly the reenactors would dress." Think Star Trek: TNG or the Time Travelers from Hob. Ever see how the society in Futurama sees the 20th century? Run with it. Your job is to dress with moderately anachronistic clothing and speak in slang from varying decades. Here are some good starters:

- Greet people by referring to things that don't yet exist or haven't existed for a long time. Example: "Have you penetrated the atmosphere lately?" "What spectrum will today's broadcast be in?" and "Your king must be a kindly soul!"

- Show extreme ignorance in operating regular technology. Pay phones should be a complete mystery (try placing the receiver in odd places). Chuckle knowingly at cell phones.

2) Dystopian Future - This one offers a little more flexibility. It can be any kind of future from Terminator to Freejack. The important thing to remember is dress like a crazy person with armor. Black spray painted football pads, high tech visors, torn up trenchcoats and maybe even some dirt here or there. Remember, dystopian future travelers are very startled that they've gone back in time. Some starters:

- If you go the "prisoner who's escaped the future" try shaving your head and putting a barcode on the back of your neck. Then stagger around and stare at the sky, as if you've never seen it before.

- Walk up to random people and say "WHAT YEAR IS THIS?" and when they tell you, get quiet and then say "Then there's still time!" and run off.

- Stand in front of a statue (any statue, really), fall to your knees, and yell "NOOOOOOOOO"

- Stare at newspaper headlines and look astonished.

- Take some trinket with you (it can be anything really), hand it to some stranger, along with a phone number and say "In thirty years dial this number. You'll know what to do after that." Then slip away.

3) The Past - This one is more for beginners. Basically dress in period clothing (preferably Victorian era) and stagger around amazed at everything. Since the culture's set in place already, you have more of a template to work off of. Some pointers:

- Airplanes are terrifying. Also, carry on conversations with televisions for a while.

- Discover and become obsessed with one trivial aspect of technology, like automatic grocery doors. Stay there for hours playing with it.

- Be generally terrified of people who are dressed immodestly compared to your era. Tattoos and shorts on women are especially scary.

Article by: Ken Denmead


Emma Clarke has been fired

Emma Clarke the voice of the London Underground has just been fired for recording and posting some spoofs on her own website. "Mind the gap" no more. (External linkage to streaming mp3's of these spoofs are below)

Do not drop litter on the trainFormat: MP3 | Size: 202KB

Emergency warning – I’ve chipped a nailFormat: MP3 | Size: 187KB

Would the passenger pretending to read the paper...Format: MP3 | Size: 411KB

A reminder for American touristsFormat: MP3 | Size: 268KB

Passengers should note...Format: MP3 | Size: 452KB

Would the gentleman in the pinstripe suit...Format: MP3 | Size: 411KB

A reminder for residents of LondonFormat: MP3 | Size: 514KB

A reminder for passengers...Format: MP3 | Size: 268KB

I may look nothing like you imagineFormat: MP3 | Size: 338KB

Would passengers filling in their sudokus...Format: MP3 | Size: 416KB

Here we are again, crammed into a sweaty tube carriage...Format: MP3 | Size: 711KB


I'll See You in My Dreams

<a href="http://www.joost.com/1580086/t/I'll-See-You-In-My-Dreams">I'll See You In My Dreams</a>

The movie is set in a small rural town that is haunted by the undead. Only one man seems to be able to stop them, and that is Lúcio, a worker whose wife recently turned into a zombie, forcing him to keep her locked in the basement. In a local tavern he finds a second shot at true love, but this blooming romance is threatened by the situation plaguing the town.

About the Film:
I'll See You In My Dreams is a 2003 Portuguese short horror film directed by Miguel Ángel Vivas. It was produced by a crew of musicians, filmmakers and actors who call themselves O Pato Profissional Produções. They claim this to be the first Portuguese zombie movie.



Questions about Pugs

Here are the answers to a few burning questions about pug dogs:

Can pugs sleep while sitting?
Effectively, no, they can’t.


Can a pug do the Moonwalk dance [wiki]?
Yes, it’s in their genes.

Could a pug be used instead of a bowling ball?
Sure, it has the perfect shape.

Can pugs fly?
No, they can’t.









Alien radio Station

To find out how an alien radio station looks like, you don’t have to travel some to Alpha Centauri, just go to Krakow, Poland and visit the headquarters of RMF Radio.


A Gentleman's Duel

An animated short by Blur studio.


Finding Nemo at a Game Studio's Steampunk Office Suite

From the outside, the offices of San Francisco game company Three Rings Design look like any small game studio, but the building's bowels are leagues from ordinary. The company's loft, in the trendy South of Market district, has been painstakingly outfitted to resemble The Nautilus from Jules Verne's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. The offices have an attacking octopus couch, a secret lounge hidden behind a bookcase, captain's quarters and a steampunk bike rack, plus a ton of other Victorian details.


Steampunk Sculptures by Stéphane Halleux

Simply put, Stéphane Halleux makes some super awesome steampunk sculptures!


Steampunk Watch, an interview with Haruo Suekichi

Haruo Suekichi has made thousands of watches, each with an individual name. And to think it all started with a one-armed man at a flea market in Japan.


The Ultimate Gaming Flowchart

According to the Great Geek Manual, all of D&D gaming cycle can be summarized in just this one flowchart!


Jay Leno Inhaling Anti-Helium

Here’s a funny clip of Leno inhaling the "anti-helium", also called sulfur hexafluoride [wiki]



Pink Dolphins


The Pink Dolphin is an endangered river dolphin that lives in the
Amazon Basin. They get their strange coloring from eating crustaceans
such as shrimp, much in the same way flamingos maintain their pink
color. Link


HTML HEAD Sterling Silver Earrings

Make sure you don't walk around without a properly formatted Head. While we cannot ensure that Google will properly index the contents of your brain, these earrings could help. Be W3C verified. Always close your tags!


Lonely Sea Monster

A sea monster sat on a rock and said, "I wish there was a little girl."

His stomach ached with loneliness.

"Lonely Sea Monster", by Deanna Molinaro


World's Largest Twin Tesla Coils

Tesla Coil called Cauac Twins, built by Klinge for the Coachella 2007.